Let It Out: I Hate Poop

Poop Is The Anti-Christ!!!

You may be thinking to yourself wow seriously, the Princess's latest post is about poop? and believe it or not it is! Apparently as a baby i would shudder after i done a 'number 2', 22 years on & guess who's still shuddering? and why? That's right you guessed it...... I HATE POOP!!!

If i could change one thing about the human body it would be so we never would have to get rid of waste, everything we consume gets absorbed and taken into the body, if you swallow something you're not supposed to eat well that's your own damn fault! =P


Here are a few reasons why i hate it:

• Splash back. Yes i know it can be prevented by putting a layer of tissue in the bowl before i plant my tree but i shouldn't have to!
• Titanic poops. Yes they're huge and break off half way.
• Giving birth to a poop demon is never fun lol
• The Anaconda. It seriously feels like it's never gonna end ='(

Poop Fun Fact: Anyone here ever drink Civet coffee? Apparently it's very expensive...... even though it came out of an animals butt. No joke =P

Now don't get me wrong, i understand that poo is and important part of, well everything. Birds eat berries, then later on they will poop out the seeds and a new fruit tree will grow, it's all part of the cycle. I don't know what it is, the whole process of pooping is just argh!!! lol i know, i'm odd but surely you knew that by now =P I wonder if there are people with poop phobia? lol (sorry if you're one of them =[ ).

Knowing my luck in my next life i'll come back as a dung beetle =|

Hope you like this weeks issue =P you learn't something new about the Princess